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OY​-​STO​-​NISM

from January's Kids by In Dire Fucking Straits

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lyrics

INTRO by Owie Oyster ….

This town is full of beautiful women
It’s such a shame some of them go missing
All objectified by Oystonism
It’s time for an exorcism

1 2 3 4

This town is like an open prison
Full of working class optimism
The girls are full of Grimmy’s gism
It’s time for an exorcism

And when the sun goes down
The pubs are full and our heads are burning
And on Judgement Day - they’re gonna close us down

Golden sands and happy shoppers
Evil Oystons and unfriendly coppers
More murders than New York City
More Class A’s than Glastonbury

And when the sun goes down
The pubs are full and our heads are burning
And on Judgement Day - they’re gonna close us down - close us down

OY - ST(O) – NISM …… OYSTONISM

There’s nothing better than Blackpool people
There’s nothing taller than a Blackpool steeple
Just live for now and don’t regret it
Because on judgement day you’re gonna get it

And when the sun goes down
The pubs are full and our heads are burning
And on Judgement Day - they’ll try to close us down – they’ll try to close us down

This town is famous for football and music
Bare knuckle boxing, Rangers and Celtic
It sounds so great, how do I get there ?
Follow the star Jesus Christ was born there ….

And when the sun goes down
The pubs are full and our heads are burning
And on Judgement Day - they’ll try to close us down – but we won’t back down

OY - ST(O) – NISM OYSTONISM

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from January's Kids, released May 30, 2018

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In Dire Fucking Straits Blackpool, UK

They met on the football terraces.

They were brought together by a love of football.

One of them was sued by the Evil Oystons.

Hence their name IDFS.

History is about to be re-written …… this time by the victims of a corrupt legal system.

So beware … because they are coming to get you !!!. ... more

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