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Tyrants
02:50
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Defenceless birds and the working classes
Good clean people that don't use --------
We're in North Korea - it's so nice to see ya
Surfers, hooligans, protestors
Decent people who hate ---- --------
We're not living in Moscow
But Putin thinks that you should go
You’re dug in deeper than ISIS
It’s a footballing crisis
Karl Oyston we are not frightened anymore
Donald Trump we are not frightened anymore
Live in Saudi Arabia
With your oppressive behaviour
Orange Mussolini’s America
Well even they fuckin hate ya
All the jet-set dicks, from whom you crave your acceptance
But as for BST, you deny our existence
You prefer to kill ducklings, with your jolly boy fuckwits
Theo’s yacht in Marbella – now even he fuckin hates ya
Karl Oyston we are not frightened anymore
Donald Trump we are not frightened anymore
God Save the Queen – from The Oyston Regime
Remember it was you who went to war
But what you started it for – start it all for
Karl Oyston we are not frightened anymore
Donald Trump we are not frightened anymore
If you can't stomach all of the fighting
We will find where you’re hiding
We’ll even find you in prison,
full of Pathetic Shark gism
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OY-STO-NISM
03:44
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INTRO by Owie Oyster ….
This town is full of beautiful women
It’s such a shame some of them go missing
All objectified by Oystonism
It’s time for an exorcism
1 2 3 4
This town is like an open prison
Full of working class optimism
The girls are full of Grimmy’s gism
It’s time for an exorcism
And when the sun goes down
The pubs are full and our heads are burning
And on Judgement Day - they’re gonna close us down
Golden sands and happy shoppers
Evil Oystons and unfriendly coppers
More murders than New York City
More Class A’s than Glastonbury
And when the sun goes down
The pubs are full and our heads are burning
And on Judgement Day - they’re gonna close us down - close us down
OY - ST(O) – NISM …… OYSTONISM
There’s nothing better than Blackpool people
There’s nothing taller than a Blackpool steeple
Just live for now and don’t regret it
Because on judgement day you’re gonna get it
And when the sun goes down
The pubs are full and our heads are burning
And on Judgement Day - they’ll try to close us down – they’ll try to close us down
This town is famous for football and music
Bare knuckle boxing, Rangers and Celtic
It sounds so great, how do I get there ?
Follow the star Jesus Christ was born there ….
And when the sun goes down
The pubs are full and our heads are burning
And on Judgement Day - they’ll try to close us down – but we won’t back down
OY - ST(O) – NISM OYSTONISM
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Drop Hands
02:20
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Up On the Seventh Day
02:10
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Up on the Seventh Day - Raggy and Afro hit the town
A fox lost its dreams today – an accident but I’m still down
Up on the Seventh Day - Barrymore hit the town
A tragedy yesterday – so did Mr Fox
They say – tomorrow’s a better day
They say – we’ve got a lot to learn
Up on the Seventh Day - Grimmy and Cockney hit the town
The incident yesterday – did the social media rounds
Up on the Seventh Day - George and Neil shot the clown
A lucky numbers day – but not for Mr Fox
They say – tomorrow’s a better day
They say – you’ve got a lot to learn
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Tower of Blackpool
02:59
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Oh Tower of Blackpool when will we see
your like again, that fought and tried for
this club since two thousand ten
and stood against them,
The Oyston Bastards,
and sent them homewards to think again
The ground is bare now as all fans leave,
makes me feel sad,
over land that we’ve lost now, that we so dearly held,
that stood against them,
the Oyston army/bastards,
and sent them homewards to think again.
These days will pass now, and in the past,
they must remain,
but we can still rise now and be the fan base again,
that stood against them,
the Oyston army/bastards,
and sent them homewards to think again
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Pubs of Blackpool
04:59
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Streets of Blackpool
02:35
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In Dire Fucking Straits Blackpool, UK
They met on the football terraces.
They were brought together by a love of
football.
One of them was sued by the Evil Oystons.
Hence their name IDFS.
History is about to be re-written …… this time by the victims of a corrupt legal system.
So beware … because they are coming to get you !!!.
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